Nelson Algren, “Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.”
Aleksandr Hemon, “Loving New York is like loving a coked up supermodel with midwestern roots.”
Erin Jourdan, “Loving San Francisco is like loving a man who does something really freaky and then you are forced to say, ‘its all good,’ as if you mean it.'”
(I am taking entries for anyone to try this…mine sounds sort of bitter and weird?)
Loving _________ is like loving a ____________with a ________________.